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Post by Byleistr Vacanze on May 16, 2015 12:11:17 GMT -6
Vacanze was stunned for a moment, a look on his face that said he was halfway between wanting to laugh his ass off and trying to figure out what in the hell she just said. After another moment, he realized what she said and had to bite his lip and fake a cough to keep from laughing. He put on his best poker face.
“You mean Soul Society?” Kita giggled and nodded, almost falling over in the process. Vacanze held on tightly to her and gently pushed her back towards the couch. He sat her down carefully before she fell and hurt herself. “Ok. Were you with anyone when you got it in Soul Society? Were you going to see anyone? Did you run into anyone? Did you buy it or did someone give it to you?”
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Post by Kita Miyamoto on May 16, 2015 12:12:08 GMT -6
Kita’s giggling never really stopped as she looked to Vacanze and announced. “Me no money!” Her hands came up in a shrug, her head tilting to one side. “Kismes port.” She drew her hand to her forehead. “Kiss-kays re...PORT! mhmm mhmm. Took to Koytex.”
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Post by Byleistr Vacanze on May 16, 2015 12:12:49 GMT -6
Vacanze groaned and his head fell forward onto Kita’s knee. He shook his head then sat up straight. His hands slapped his cheeks in an effort to stay focused and sane. He’d NEVER seen Kita like this. In all the time he’d known and loved her, he’d never seen her drunk. Much less stupid silly drunk.
“Ok. I’m guessing you mean Kisuke? And he had you take a report to Soul Society… Koy… Kyo? Kyoraku? He had you take something to Kyoraku?”
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Post by Kita Miyamoto on May 16, 2015 12:14:12 GMT -6
Kita nodded her head quickly, “YEP! That--that-- you know. His nots on--on that flow--er...that flowER persan.” Kita snapped her fingers trying to remember his name. “YES… Val Veal VALE!” She nodded her head quickly. “Mhmm…”
“Yes. Kisuke gave you a report on Vale to take to Kyoraku.” Suddenly, Vacanze blinked and his eyes went wide his hands clenched and his jaw set. “Kita, did Kyoraku give you the sake? Were you in Kyoraku’s office when you got the sake?”
“Nope…” Kita’s lips pursed. “Say Jingee an Soggy. They where…” her hand came up with a loose wrist letting her hand flop about as she pointed toward the door. “Meting of the hall. All dem.” Kita smiled as she dropped her hand and looked at it, then started to count down on her fingers naming names. “Jingee, Soggy, Ikkiy, I, Nomy, Zooroo, Ulqika, Run,” she shook her head, “Ran, KAI…” she looked from her hand like she was proud of herself for naming them off, her eyes locked with Vacanze’s as she smiled brightly. “Nanna and Mooomoo.”
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Post by Byleistr Vacanze on May 16, 2015 12:15:47 GMT -6
Vacanze tried his hardest not to laugh, knowing it would take away from Kita’s focus and they just may end up starting all over again. He bit his lips and breathed deeply. “Okay,” he held up his hand, counting in much the same way Kita had. “Renji… Hisagi…. Ikkaku?” Kita nodded with another silly smile, lifting up Vacanze’s fingers as he translated her slurred names. “.... I…. I… I have no idea who that is…”
“Yummy! Feathh-r man!” Kita pointed at her eyebrows. “Feather eye bird man!”
A snort slipped out of Vacanze and Kita erupted into laughter. He cursed himself and took Kita’s hands, trying to calm her down so she could focus. “Okay. Yumichika, you mean. So him, the others and Naomi, Izuru? Rukia? All of the lieutenants and the other seated members? They were all in a meeting.” Kita nodded so he skipped ahead. “Ok, so after the meeting then what happened?”
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Post by Kita Miyamoto on May 16, 2015 12:16:22 GMT -6
Kita grinned like a mad hatter. “Nutten. Talk.” Her hand came up and started in a rolling motion, “few sauces, ssssill talk.” Kita wavered slightly as she sat to the couch. “Only two.” She held up three fingers her hand falling to her lap. “That’s--that’s ALL. Two.” She held up three fingers again. Her head then started shaking slowly. “No more.”
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Post by Byleistr Vacanze on May 16, 2015 12:16:58 GMT -6
In his mind, Vacanze pictured the sake flasks, then the saucers they poured the drinks in. His eyes landed on the flasks Kita had with her. Two saucers my ass. Who the hell gave her more when she was already drunk?
Vacanze picked up the sake flasks and showed them to her. “Did someone give you these when you left, or did you take them yourself?”
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Post by Kita Miyamoto on May 16, 2015 12:17:39 GMT -6
Kita nodded, “mhmm. Soggy, Jingee, Ikkiy. Run,” Kita shook her head quickly, “Ran… One. Only one.” Her head shook again. “Leving. Got another. Told me. En…” there was a long pause, as she then announced. “Joy…”
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Post by Byleistr Vacanze on May 16, 2015 12:19:08 GMT -6
Inside, Vacanze was seething. He sighed and picked up the flasks, walking into the kitchen. “Yes. Enjoyed them you certainly did,” he said under his breath as he slammed them into the trashcan. “And if Kisuke doesn’t kill them, I will.”
Vacanze pulled out his soul phone and dialed Ichigo’s number. “I found her,” he cut to the chase when he answered. “She’s at her parents’ house. And bring as many water bottles as you can carry.”
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Post by Kita Miyamoto on May 16, 2015 12:20:01 GMT -6
Kita looked to Vacanze oddly as he talked on his phone. “Huh?” With the opportunity, Kita lifted from the couch and took a few step without falling over. She then spun quickly and looked to Vacanze as she lowered herself, placing her hands to her knees.
She grinned madly again. “I want to dance.” She stood quickly and staggered over to the stereo and turned it on. The music was too soft so she changed the station to something loud and annoying. Then she turned up the volume to near deafening volumes.
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Post by Byleistr Vacanze on May 16, 2015 12:20:45 GMT -6
Vacanze flinched at the sudden burst of loud noise and dropped his phone in the process. He ran back into the living room and turned down the volume to a quiet tone. Sighing he steered Kita back to the couch.
“Kita if you blast the music, people will think this place is haunted.”
Kita giggled at him, “why...why... would…. they think that?” Kita said as she started twirling in small circles in front of him.
Vacanze steadied her as she wobbled and stopped her keeping her on the straight and narrow to the couch. He kept her back to him, not wanting her to see the expression on his face. “Because people think this house is empty.” He sat her down once again and sat next to her this time, pulling her against him, half just because and half to keep her out of trouble.
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Post by Kita Miyamoto on May 16, 2015 12:21:27 GMT -6
Kita wiggled and sat up as she looked to the door. “Can we go to soulss’titty soulsss’itty--s’city? One more?” Kita held up her hand with two fingers up as she lifted her other hand and pulled down a finger as it popped back up. She snickered softly and tried again with success. “One more, Vash-conzy?” She looked to Vacanze with begging eyes.
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Post by Byleistr Vacanze on May 16, 2015 12:22:18 GMT -6
Vacanze laughed and pulled her back, smoothing her hair back and kissing her forehead. “No. No one or two more of anything for you for a while.”
“Whyyyy? Why no one more?” She asked, holding up two fingers yet again.
“Because ‘one more’ gets people into trouble.”
“Nah Uhh. I a good girl.” Sitting up she looked to Vacanze again. “Who’di ya call?”
“Really? What’s your name then, Miss Good Girl? And I called Ichigo.”
“ITS-A-GO! Kitdi Mya-moot, Me-a...mot-toe.” She smiled, and your Vash-conzy.” She giggled softly. “Why bright boy?”
Vacanze smirked and kissed her forehead again. Oh, he would NEVER let Ichigo hear the end of that one. He shook his head and smiled at her. “Nothing. Just relax until he gets here.” He blinked and gave her a funny look. “Why did you call me ‘bright boy’?”
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Post by Kita Miyamoto on May 16, 2015 12:23:13 GMT -6
“No no no no...no” Kita shook her head. “Not...you,” she poked him in the chest and giggled again. “Its-a-go,” she swooned, “I LOVE HIS HAIR!! She dang near screamed as her hands came up into her hair and pushed it upward.
“Spikes and color so bright.” She played with her hair a little more. “I want… I want his… Color. I LOVE IT!!” She announced again. Her head then titled. “Would I look in his hair?”
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Post by Byleistr Vacanze on May 16, 2015 12:23:59 GMT -6
Vacanze rubbed his earhole, blinking as his ear rang. “His hair is very unique. And… I don’t know. You look good in anything, so probably.” No way in HELL am I going to tell her no.
Kita tried to stand again as Vacanze grabbed her gently by the hand. “Where are you going?” Vacanze asked her.
“Shopping? I want to... dye my... hairs.” Kita told him. “Wait!?” Kita exclaimed. “There is…” She wavered, “in the bathroom.” She tugged from Vacanze getting free as she staggered toward the staircase.
Vacanze’s eyes widened as he jumped over the back of the couch and dashed toward Kita.
“Oh no! No you don’t!” He grabbed her and hoisted her up over his shoulder. He carried her back to the couch. “You can do whatever you want tomorrow--er, later. Right now we have to wait for Ichigo.” He sat down then sat her on his lap, wrapping his arms around her, locking her into place.
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