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Post by Kita Miyamoto on Sept 8, 2014 16:09:34 GMT -6
Post by Sousuke Aizen on Sep 3, 2014 at 12:23am
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Aizen then started pushing buttons on the phone. "You know it is very interesting the things you can find on a soul phone."
He pushed another button as a soft ringing emitted from Gin's pocket. "You might want to answer that." Aizen said not looking his way.
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Post by Urahara Kisuke on Sept 16, 2014 20:27:36 GMT -6
Post by Yumiko Ryouma on Sep 16, 2014 at 07:25pm
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Yumiko and Aizen RP:
The sound cleared her still hazy mind and she pulled away from her lover's tip. She wanted to please him, but taking his length into her mouth seemed too much for her now. Her body was still shaking from their rougher love-making. She removed the hand still holding him and wet her lips. "I..." she paused, "I'd like to calm down and eat now," she said quietly. "Maybe another time?" she offered in same voice.
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R.O.F.L.M.A.O!
YOU WERE DE--NIED! BITCH!
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Post by Seto Tetsuya on Nov 23, 2014 22:13:37 GMT -6
Ryo Hirabayashi: that shut down was still gentle compared to aizens
Kita: Which one
Tsukiro Ashimitsu: lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS FUNNY AS SHIT
Sousuke Aizen: FUCK YOU ALL
Ryo Hirabayashi: lmao
Sousuke Aizen: I HATE Kisuke for posting that
Tsukiro Ashimitsu: no thanks im good
Sousuke Aizen: BITCH
Ryo Hirabayashi: lmao
Vale Tervaden: Sir...
Tsukiro Ashimitsu: poor aizen was left hard
Sousuke Aizen: What Vale
Vale Tervaden: Um...I'm sorry....
Ryo Hirabayashi: lol
Sousuke Aizen: I should have went and got Kita to take care of it IN FRONT OF HER ASS
Tsukiro Ashimitsu: she'd shut you down too
Sousuke Aizen: STFU TSUKIRO
Ryo Hirabayashi: lol
Tsukiro Ashimitsu: DE-NIED
Ryo Hirabayashi:: lmao
Tsukiro Ashimitsu: do not pass go do not collect 200
Tsukiro Ashimitsu: and no free parking either
Ryo Hirabayashi:: go directly to jail
Kita: heehee
Tsukiro Ashimitsu: *hi five*
Kita: Yumiko and I were talking when that happened
Vale Tervaden: So, you did it then?
Kita: Yumi was NOT ready for that
Sousuke Aizen: BITCH
Tsukiro Ashimitsu: ok wait though
Tsukiro Ashimitsu: i dont remember why she said no
Vale Tervaden: lol
Tsukiro Ashimitsu: why did she
Kita: Yumi was not ready to do something like that
Sousuke Aizen: BITCH
Tsukiro Ashimitsu: like what dont remember
Sousuke Aizen: SUCK MY DICK
Vale Tervaden: Sir, are you...angry about it?
Tsukiro Ashimitsu: PFFFFFTT NO BJ FOR YOU
Kita: faceplam
Sousuke Aizen: I was
Sousuke Aizen: yes
Ryo Hirabayashi: wtf did i come back to
Tsukiro Ashimitsu: lol
Kita: lol
Sousuke Aizen: Go read. The BITCH
Sousuke Aizen: SHE WILL SUCK MY DICK before I let her ass go
Vale Tervaden: You need a hug.
Kita: ROFLMAO
Tsukiro Ashimitsu: *HEAD DESK*
Vale Tervaden: Should I call Yumiko?
Sousuke Aizen: Touch me Vale and I will remove your balls
Tsukiro Ashimitsu: *DYING*
Vale Tervaden: I want no parts of you, Sir.
Sousuke Aizen: Good
Vale Tervaden: Neither does Yumiko, for that matter.
Sousuke Aizen: BITCH
Vale Tervaden: You are an angry man. Want to talk about it?
Sousuke Aizen: *punches Vale in the face*
Vale Tervaden: The fuck?
Vale Tervaden: Listen, Aizen.
Sousuke Aizen: *blinks*
Tsukiro Ashimitsu: *watches*
Vale Tervaden: Sometimes...It's just a tease. But, when it's not...It's just the lady's way of saying "Bitch, please! You're the pawn!"
Tsukiro Ashimitsu: *snickers*
Vale Tervaden: Live and learn, my friend.
Sousuke Aizen: *punches Vale in the face again*
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Post by Urahara Kisuke on Nov 24, 2014 13:03:42 GMT -6
RLAMO! Looks like you're still getting DE-NIED! BITCH!
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Post by Sousuke Aizen on Nov 24, 2014 23:30:26 GMT -6
FUCK YOU ALL!!
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Post by Seto Tetsuya on Nov 24, 2014 23:31:31 GMT -6
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Post by Captain Tsukiro Ashimitsu on Nov 24, 2014 23:32:11 GMT -6
No thanks. I have a gf.
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Post by Sousuke Aizen on Nov 24, 2014 23:35:41 GMT -6
I see your lip is not fat enough *punches Vale in the face*
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Post by Seto Tetsuya on Nov 24, 2014 23:37:04 GMT -6
I see your lip is not fat enough *punches Vale in the face* You can punch me in the face until your hand falls off. But, you STILL NEED A HUG! |
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Post by Gin Ichimaru on Nov 24, 2014 23:38:09 GMT -6
Why isn't this amusing?~ Picking on Aizen, are we? *waves hand with a grin and snickers* Let me join in.
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Post by Captain Tsukiro Ashimitsu on Nov 24, 2014 23:40:03 GMT -6
give him some of your special catnip. maybe shove it up his ass and watch him squirm? *smirks evilly*
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Post by Gin Ichimaru on Nov 25, 2014 0:26:12 GMT -6
*snickers* Why use the same trick with him? How about *whispers* make him unable to perform and have emotional blues like a girl?
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Post by Sousuke Aizen on Dec 15, 2014 0:04:19 GMT -6
*snickers* Why use the same trick with him? How about *whispers* make him unable to perform and have emotional blues like a girl? I say, I keep Kita to tend to my needs. Video tape it, send you a new release four times a week so you can see what you're missing, Ichimaru. *smirks* |
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Post by Captain Tsukiro Ashimitsu on Jan 21, 2015 10:45:31 GMT -6
Ok, so its not per say hilarious, rather I just really loved how this one was done. The imagery and the figurative language was awesome. Altogether it was a very well written post.
Yorusuke Nagano
"Official Pencil Pusher":
Yorusuke walked into Renji's office after a quick knock and being told to enter, he looked as if someone has drug him through a hollowed bamboo shaft backwards. He was exhausted and over worked. Since he past Captain Kuchiki's test of the former fifth seats job of fixing the files he messed up; Captain Kuchiki had been keeping him very busy with paperwork.
He needed a break since his last pile of files, and Byakuya had not gave him anymore work for a last couple of hours. Yorusuke was getting the hell out of the barracks. He did not care if it was with or without someone to hangout with. He needed to see more than the four walls surrounding him.
He walked in and plopped down in the chair like someone dropping a bag of dirty laundry. He looked at Renji as he sat behind his desk. "Want to get the hell out of here with me? I still owe you a drink for getting me this position. Though if I knew I was going to get worked to death behind a desk and not in the field; I think I would have told you and Captain Kuchiki both to shove it up your asses."
Renji laughed shaking his head. "Is he working you too hard?"
"No not at all." Yorusuke said sarcastically as he nodded his head slowly. "I can't even go pick up chicks after work, my brain is so dead. I would be afraid to try and use a pick up line it would come out as a mathematical equation."
Renji laughed harder pushing his chair back. "Well at least you know you would get a brainy one if she answered with the correct answer." He stood and motioned at Yorusuke as he too was laughing now. "Come on lets get out of here."
Yorusuke grunted as he pushed himself up out of the chair. "Lunch and a drink?"
"Only if your buying." Renji replied with a wide smile as Yorusuke paled. "Hey!" Renji said tossing his arm over his shoulders, "you did say you owed me."
Yorusuke laughed lightly. "True. Alright. My treat."
The two walked out of the division to go enjoy themselves, even if it was only for a couple of hours. It was a desperately needed break.
((Great job!))
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Post by Captain Juushiro Ukitake on Jan 21, 2015 11:19:24 GMT -6
I agree, Tsukiro. Yorusuke, you did a wonderful job with this post and more than made up for his absence.
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