Posted: December 21, 2014
The Hat: Hey, Aizen!
Sousuke Aizen: You called?
The Hat: No. I typed.
Juushiro Ukitake: Be wary of who you call on, The Hat. He has persuaded many to his side.
Sousuke Aizen: I see we have a smartass among us.
The Hat: He will be talking for some time, Juushiro!
Juushiro Ukitake: *chuckles* Just be careful.
The Hat: I am not afraid of a Killer Moth!
Sousuke Aizen: Why would I want another smartass, Juushiro? I already have Vale and the Snake.
Tsukiro Ashimitsu: HE IS NOT A MOTH, HE IS A BUTTERFLY. A FUGLY ASS BUTTERFLY. FROM HELL
Vale Tervaden: Hey!
Tsukiro Ashimitsu: WHAT!? It's true!
Vale Tervaden: Fuck you, Brat! I was yelling at Anita!
Sousuke Aizen: *narrows eyes at the brat* If I want any lip from you Tsukiro. I will rattle my zipper.
Tsukiro Ashimitsu: I'd rather be a Brat than "Anita"
The Hat: Well, damn! Aizen, keep it in your pants!
Tsukiro Ashimitsu: .... What the fuck does that mean
Vale Tervaden: The fuck Tsukiro! Come on!
Tsukiro Ashimitsu: your junk is probably too small for my mouth.
Vale Tervaden: DAMN!
The Hat: ...Pinky Moth?
Tsukiro Ashimitsu: *snickers* Hi five Hat
Sousuke Aizen: We know your mouth is HUGE Tsukiro. That's why you can't keep it shut. No need to announce it. Though your girlfriend seems to enjoy it rather well *smirks*
Vale Tervaden: FUCKING BURN!
Tsukiro Ashimitsu: I know she does. I eat her out better than you ever could
Vale Tervaden: WHOA! The fuck?!?
Vale Tervaden: Simmer the hell down! Calling out for chinese doesn't count, Tsukiro!
Sousuke Aizen: *looks at The Hat* Pink? Is your eyesight punk?
Tsukiro Ashimitsu: *looks at Vale* Da fuq?
Vale Tervaden: *Facepalms* Nothing
Tsukiro Ashimitsu: IT COUNTS IF I WANT IT TO COUNT
Vale Tervaden: NOT AT ALL BRAT
The Hat: Pinky sized, Aizen...Pinky sized...
Vale Tervaden: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Tsukiro Ashimitsu: i like this hat. he should join
Juushiro Ukitake: *keeps quiet on the sidelines, keeping watch*
The Hat: No. I'm ok. You guys are fun to read.
Sousuke Aizen: You should not talk about your dick that way, The Hat. It might leave you. As for you Tsukiro. Like she remembers ANYTHING about you.
Tsukiro Ashimitsu: Oh, I can remind her. OH WAIT. I ALREADY DID.
Juushiro Ukitake: *narrows eyes* That is hardly a fair threat, Sousuke, considering what you had to do to get her where you want her.
The Hat: It won't. I put it to good use.
Sousuke Aizen: Really? Are you sure it is not Naomi your thinking of. Why would Kita go back to a BOY when she has a MAN to protect her and comfort her.
Vale Tervaden: And again I say ooooooooooooooooooo
Tsukiro Ashimitsu: ha. Naomi hasn't gotten anything from me physically. and you're not a man, YOU'RE A BUTTERFLY.
Vale Tervaden: MOTH!
Sousuke Aizen: I was not speaking of me. I was talking about the man that claims her as his pet.
Vale Tervaden: And again...I say....OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Tsukiro Ashimitsu: I have nothing to say about him. You've fucked him so bad, he hates your guts even more now. points for us.
Vale Tervaden: I just heard that Tsukiro sucks at ...Was it chess or something else? I'm not sure....Tsukiro?
Tsukiro Ashimitsu: ((OMG KITA WHY. WHY. WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?!!! WHY!!!!!
?))
Tsukiro Ashimitsu: ((*TRAUMATIZED*))
Tsukiro Ashimitsu: ((*GAGS*))
Vale Tervaden: ((Come on KITTEN.))
Tsukiro Ashimitsu: ((*SOBBING* OMFG IM SCARED FOR LIFE))
Tsukiro Ashimitsu: ((*ROLLS OVER AND DIES*))
Sousuke Aizen: Here kitty kitty kitty kitty....
Vale Tervaden: LMAO
Tsukiro Ashimitsu: *snickers*
Yoruichi Shihoin: *meowwwww*
Vale Tervaden: DA FUCK?!
Sousuke Aizen: Wrong Pussy!
Yoruichi Shihoin: *turns into cat form and rubs up against aizen*
Vale Tervaden: THAT IS SOME SHIT!
Vale Tervaden: Aizen you're being molested!
Sousuke Aizen: *kicks the kitty*
Yoruichi Shihoin: *jumps up on his shoulder and licks his face*
Yoruichi Shihoin: *mowwwwrrr*
Vale Tervaden: ((I'm dying! I need my inhaler, you asses LMAO))
Sousuke Aizen: *shoves kitty in bag and ties it closed, tosses bag and cat out window* Now. *dust hands* Where is the kitty I am looking for?
Yoruichi Shihoin: *walks back in butt naked*
Vale Tervaden: NAKED LADY! *Grins*
Tsukiro Ashimitsu: *grins, blindfolded* That's my sensei~
Vale Tervaden: Where the fuck did you get a blindfold?
Sousuke Aizen: Put some clothes on Yoruichi no one wants to see you old ass.
Vale Tervaden: ((You all have successfully put me on the floor with this shit. I hate all of you. lol))
Tsukiro Ashimitsu: I keep it on hand whenever sensei is around
Vale Tervaden: So you're a perv?
Sousuke Aizen: ((Glad I could help your hubby out *smirks*))
Yoruichi Shihoin: *starts twerking* this ass? *grins*
Tsukiro Ashimitsu: *falls over*
Vale Tervaden: ((He's not here to appreciate your efforts.))
Vale Tervaden: Disgusting
Sousuke Aizen: ((poor guy))
Yoruichi Shihoin: *hugs Vale, pushing his face in breasts* Oh really?
Yoruichi Shihoin: What about now?
Vale Tervaden: WHAT THE FUCK?! GET THOSE BEAN BAGS OUT OF MY FACE!
Vale Tervaden: ((I know right!))
Yoruichi Shihoin: *rubs them in your face* dont lie. you like it~~~
Vale Tervaden: I've been with Hime...No. No, I don't. These are like balls in a sock in comparison.