Filler Arc - Pass the Post Halloween Challenge (Part 2 of 13)
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Little Princess”:
Starrk walked around his room looking for Lilynette having no luck in finding her. “Where is that girl?” Starrk growled lightly as he scratched the top of his head.
He looked a little longer with no avail as his head shook he walked back to the main room mumbling under his breath. “Well it is All Hollows Eve night, maybe she is out scaring the humans.”
Finally, growing annoyed, and of course tired Starrk drug his feet over to the large stack of pillows he used for a bed. Falling into the side pillows Starrk stretched out, folded his arms behind his head and drifted off to La La Land.
It was no time after his eyes closed Lilynette was waking him with her normal routine. A flying dive bomb with a direct knee hit to his balls. Starrk shoot up with both hand grasping his crotch. He groaned as his eyes rolled back in his head and fell back to the pillows he was once resting so peacefully on. “Li--ly--net—te…” Starrk whispered with the last breath he could inhale. He laid there like a wounded dog still cupping his crotch, but it did not last long as Lilynette grabbed him by his jacket jerked him forward and shook his wildly.
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING SLEEPING?! DON’T YOU KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON!?” Lilynette screamed in his face as his head rolled to one side. She shook him madly again. “STARRK!!” She screamed in his face again.
“Um? Huh? What?” Starrk finally spoke as his head lifted and he looked at his counterpart.
“YOU DIDN’T HEAR A WORD I SAID DID YOU?” Lilynette screamed in his face again still having a hold of his jacket.
Starrk’s hand lifted, scratching the top of his head a confused look on his face. His head shook slowly. He was then flying across the room as Lilynette tossed him like a ragdoll over to the main room door. As he sat up and looked at her through hazy vision, she stomped toward him her fists clenched at her side a scowl look on her face.
“NOW LISTEN TO ME!” She barked still stomping toward him. “Aizen was defeated by his brother finally and the Asshat--”
Starrk chuckled as he pointed at his counterpart. “That name fits him rather well you know.”
Lilynette slugged him upside the head as Starrk’s head bounced off the wall behind him. He reached for his jaw, rubbing it as Lilynette now straddled him and back in his face once more. “So what’s wrong with Urah--Asshat taking over? He don’t seem like such a bad guy?”
Lilynette grabbed a hold of Starrk again bouncing him off the wall as she shook him again. “NOT SO BAD!! ARE YOU INSANE!!”
“No, but I am starting to think you are…” Starrk mumbled as she continued to shake him. She huffed slamming him into the wall once more than, but before he could say another word Lilynette was dragging him from the room by the back of his jacket collar. Starrk crossed his arms over his chest as she drug him behind.
Once she stopped they were at the large double doors of the Throne room. The ride--or the dragging, whichever you wanted to call it. Was not so bad, all but the stairs, when she decided to kick him down one set and drag him up another by his foot. Still being drug by his foot he looked up at the large doors as Lilynette kicked them open. The next thing he saw was sheer terror. Starrk shoot up off the floor like it was a vat of acid. His eyes were wide as he looked around the throne room. Each of the male Espada, including the male Ayakashi were dressed as Disney’s little Princess and if they were female they were dressed as the Princes. All of them were bowing to Kisuke Urahara as he sat to the late Aizen Sousuke’s throne.
Kisuke Urahara looked to Starrk and Lilynette’s way as a large smirk drew up on the sides of his lips. He then stood lifting his arms each hand had two outfits in them. One for Starrk and one for Lilynette. “Well look who decided to join us. Come Prima, I saved the best for you and Lilynette. Cinderella and her little mouse friend, Jaq.”
Starrk froze in place as the Espada and Ayakashi turned and looked at him. “Yes, Starrk, Lilynette come play with us.” They all called to him. Slowly they drew closer like marching Zombies. Still Starrk could not move. As they drew closer Lilynette grabbed him and started to shake him again.
“STARRK! WAKE UP! WE GOT TO RUN! WAKE UP STARRK! WAKE UP OR THEY ARE GOING TO GET US!! WAKE UP!!”
Starrk starting flailing as his arms swung madly at Lilynette and the oncoming Espada and Ayakashi. “GET AWAY!! GET AWAY FROM ME!! I AM NOT WEARING THAT DRESS!! I’M THE PRIMA!! GET OFF ME!!” Starrk bellowed his eyes closing as they grabbed him and started to drag him toward Kisuke. “GET OFF ME!! NO! NOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” The throne room doors closed with a loud thug as Starrk still fought to get away from the Zombie Arrancar. Lilynette still having a hold of him shaking him wildly.
Suddenly, Lilynette slugged Stark in the jaw as his eyes popped open and he shot up from where he was on the floor. He looked around the room. His room. Everything was the same. His look quickly went to Lilynette, his eyes wide as he looked at her and she giggled softly.
“Who’s palace is this?!”
“Sousuke Aizen’s, stupid, of course.” She giggled softly once more. “That must have been one Hell of a dream.” She stated climbing off him.
Starrk fell back to his pillows with an exhausted sigh of relief, his arm draped over his eyes. “No! That was a Nightmare.”
To Be Continued…
