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Post by Sousuke Aizen on Nov 11, 2014 19:43:48 GMT -6
Ask the CRAZY fan that wrote it. It seems I do a lot of stupid things I am not aware of. ALL because of my CRAZY fans.
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Post by Seto Tetsuya on Nov 11, 2014 20:01:21 GMT -6
Ask the CRAZY fan that wrote it. It seems I do a lot of stupid things I am not aware of. ALL because of my CRAZY fans. I'm almost afraid to ask. First, Yuroichi. Now, you. Who's next? |
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Post by Sousuke Aizen on Nov 11, 2014 20:40:46 GMT -6
Ask the CRAZY fan that wrote it. It seems I do a lot of stupid things I am not aware of. ALL because of my CRAZY fans. I'm almost afraid to ask. First, Yuroichi. Now, you. Who's next? Yoruichi is a part time striper. It seems Tite Kubo could not meet her budget needs. That's her excuse I hear. As for me *waves hand* I don't need an excuse. I am Sousuke Aizen. |
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Post by Seto Tetsuya on Nov 11, 2014 20:43:41 GMT -6
I'm almost afraid to ask. First, Yuroichi. Now, you. Who's next? Yoruichi is a part time striper. It seems Tite Kubo could not meet her budget needs. That's her excuse I hear. As for me *waves hand* I don't need an excuse. I am Sousuke Aizen. I am sure simply being you is an excellent excuse...for someone. ((That is actually the excuse that you use in the next episode. I've already read it. Lol)) |
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Post by Sousuke Aizen on Nov 11, 2014 20:47:16 GMT -6
Yoruichi is a part time striper. It seems Tite Kubo could not meet her budget needs. That's her excuse I hear. As for me *waves hand* I don't need an excuse. I am Sousuke Aizen. I am sure simply being you is an excellent excuse...for someone. ((That is actually the excuse that you use in the next episode. I've already read it. Lol)) ((OH GOD! Someone else that thinks like me *must hunt them down and do away with them*)) |
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Post by Seto Tetsuya on Nov 12, 2014 7:58:41 GMT -6
Episode #65 - Too Much Gin in the Sauce
[MUSIC PLAYS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKER] Kisuke: Good morning! Today's episode is brought to you by: Yumi! Chika Burritos. What can I say...He likes burritos.
Kisuke: So! What can I talk about today? *Looks around* Hm... Toshiro: Kisuke? Kisuke: Yeah? Toshiro: How often do you do the news? Kisuke: Everyday, I try. Toshiro: How often do you actually have news to talk about? Kisuke: Never. Toshiro: So, why even do the news? Kisuke: Because! The world needs this! Aizen: *Walks in...still naked* They need what? You? Kisuke: Ugh! Why are you still naked?! Aizen: BECAUSE I AM SOUSUKE AIZEN! Toshiro: ... Kisuke: I'll get you to put some clothes on... *Picks up phone and makes a call* Aizen: Who are you calling? Toshiro: Your mother. Aizen: My mother? Gin: *Walks in* You rang? *Looks at Aizen* So, it's that kind of party! Kisuke: No! Get him to put clothes ON! Gin: *Strips naked* Where are the ladies? Kisuke: Geez! *Covers eyes* Aizen: Gin...You're uh... Gin: I'm uh... Aizen: *Clears throat and covers himself* ... Gin: What? Kita: *Walks in and see Gin and Aizen naked* What the hell? Gin: Kita! Get in here! Join the fun! Aizen: *Hides behind a chair* Hi... Kita: ...No... Nnoitra: *Walks in naked brushing his teeth* What the fucking holy fuck?! Gin: There we go! The cockroach gets it! Nnoitra: Fuck you, you grinny bastard! And, why the hell are you two naked? *Looks at Kita* And, why aren't you?! Kita: Don't...Don't...I'm not going to get involved. Gin: *Jumps up and down* Come on! Let's have some fun! Nnoitra: You heard him, woman! Get to it! Kisuke: Yeah, Kita. *Smiles* Get to it. Kita: In your dreams! Gin: Yes! In my dreams you are very often naked! Kita: *Blushes* Gin... *Sees Gin on the rise* Gin... Gin: Shinsou isn't the only thing that grows. *Puts his hands on his hips standing proudly* Toshiro: *Walks out* Kisuke: ...*Pulls hat over his eyes* Eventually...I'm going to have a normal segment. No naked people. No fights. No jamming me in a closet. *Sits on the floor* Aizen: This is becoming rather uncomfortable... Kisuke: What's wrong, Moth Man? Came up too short at the party? Aizen: I hate you... [TO BE CONTINUED] |
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Post by Seto Tetsuya on Nov 13, 2014 19:25:14 GMT -6
Episode #66 - The Justice League
[MUSIC PLAYS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKER] Kisuke: Good morning! Today's episode is brought to you buy: Harribel Hair Removal Cream. Not an inch of her skin has hair on it!
Kisuke: So! What's on the agenda tonight?! *Looks around* No naked moths? Or snakes? Toshiro: Are you talking about Aizen and Gin? Kisuke: Duh! Toshiro: You name everyone. I wasn't sure who you were talking about. Kisuke: I don't name everyone! Toshiro: You named Ichigo, Tangello. Kisuke: His hair is the color of tangerines. Toshiro: You named me Ice Cube. Kisuke: You are what you are. Toshiro: You call Aizen, Moth Man. Kisuke: Well, he isn't a butterfly. Toshiro: My point IS, that you name everyone. And, sometimes I just need some clarity. Kisuke: ...You're a pain... Toshiro: Kita's coming. *Points at door* Kisuke: *Hides under desk* I'm not here. Kita: Shiro, where is he? Yoruichi: *Follows Kita into room* I've got this! *Pulls Kisuke from under the desk* Hello, love! Kisuke: *Screams* I'm sorry! Yoruichi: Now, what do you have to be sorry for? Kisuke: Please, don't kill me! Tier: Why would you think we would do that? *Walks into room* Toshiro: Because, he's the one who told Aizen that each of you were ok with him standing guard in your bedrooms. Yoruichi: Do you know how he stands guard, Kisuke? Kisuke: *Shakes head and starts to cry* Please...don't..kill...me... Kita: BUTT NAKED, KISUKE! BUTT ASS NAKED! Kisuke: I'm sorry...Please, don't kill me! Kita: Oh, we're not going to kill you. Tier: I might... Yoruichi: Excuse me? Tier: After you, of course. Yoruichi: *Nods* Kita: No. No death. Something much...much worse. Yoruichi: What should we do to him? Toshiro: I think you all should hang him upside down, butt naked, in Szayel's bedroom... Kita: THAT is an excellent idea! Kisuke: STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS!! Yoruichi: Let's go, dear. *Drags Kisuke out of the room, Kita and Tier following* Toshiro: *Puts feet up on desk* I bet you'll never cut me out of the news again, Hat n' Clogs... [TO BE CONTINUED] |
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Post by Seto Tetsuya on Nov 14, 2014 8:11:27 GMT -6
Episode #67 - I've Got a Cold
[Gentle music plays over the loud speaker] Toshiro: Good morning, everyone. I am Toshiro Hitsugaya. And, today's news is brought to you by: Zaraki Zoo. They're all animals. Toshiro: Now, today we will hold a proper news segment. *Opens envelope labeled "Today's News"* Orihime: Toshiro? Toshiro: *Clears throat and slides papers back into envelope* Orihime. Why don't you do current events? Orihime: Oh! *Claps* Yay! Ok. So, currently Aizen has become this major mundo stalker. And, it's just creepy. Toshiro: Recently...Not currently. And, major mundo? What does that even mean? Orihime: You know. Like really really bad. *Nods* It's creepy. Toshiro: You said that. Orihime: Ok! And, oh! So like, the other day right, Kisuke fell asleep in the bathroom. I mean, who does that? Ew! Toshiro: Old men do that. Orihime: But, he's not even that old. Toshiro: Ok! Why don't we head over to Uryu for the weather? Uryu: This is ridiculous. Why can't you just set your pride aside, and admit that you were wrong? Toshiro: *Shakes head* Uryu: You're beginning to act the age you look, Toshiro. Toshiro: Shut up! *Clears throat* Chad, how are we looking out in the streets of Karakura Town? Chad: It's raining sideways! Toshiro: That's the weather! I asked for news about Karakura Town! Why isn't anyone listening to me?! *Kicks feet against chair legs* Listen to me! I'm in charge! Orihime: Um... Nnoitra: *Walks in* What the fuck is this steaming pile of shit?! Where that asshole Kisuke? Toshiro: Probably hanging upside down in Szayel's bedroom... Nnoitra: The fuck?! Toshiro: *Sighs* I don't get it. How does he do this everyday? This makes no sense. Byakuya: *Walks in* If I may interject, Captain Hitsugaya. Toshiro: Go ahead. Byakuya: Your news show sucks...Really big brass balls... Nnoitra: Ha! Uryu: Just admit that you were wrong. Toshiro: NO! *Jumps down from chair and throws a tantrum* I...Am...Not...WRONG! Nnoitra: What the fuck is this?! *Points to Toshiro* Uryu: This is pathetic! Orihime: Aw the poor baby! *Walks over and hugs Toshiro* Byakuya: There is only one man who can control the power and utter foolishness that is produced by this news segment. And, you've managed to have him hung naked from the Espada's ceiling. Nnoitra: That was YOU?! *** Meanwhile...Szayel walks into his bedroom to find a naked Kisuke, bound and gagged, hanging from his ceiling. Szayel: Oh goody! *Grins* Kisuke: *Cries* *** Nnoitra: *Rips open envelope labeled "Today's News and finds a note written in red ink the reads: My dear pint sized Captain, I hate you. Sincerely, Kisuke P.S.: This note was written in blood. [TO BE CONTINUED] |
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Post by Captain Tsukiro Ashimitsu on Nov 14, 2014 12:11:30 GMT -6
Tsukiro: ...... My former captain, throwing a temper tantrum... I think I may have some reevaluating to do.
Rper: ........
Tsukiro: *looks to rper* And what's wrong with you? *backs away* You're not going to start fangirling are you?
Rper: *shakes head* Well... I WAS going to start shouting and cheering "Yeah! Go Toshi! Get Kisuke!"
...... But then he went from "you got served" Toshi to "five year old who's not getting his way" Toshi...
Tsukiro: .... And?
Rper: ..... I miss angry Toshi! TT^TT
Tsukiro: *sighs and pats her head* Me too.
(Tsukiro: On the other hand, I got to watch Kisuke make a fool of himself. kekekeke!!  ) |
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Post by Seto Tetsuya on Nov 16, 2014 12:28:19 GMT -6
Episode #68 - Little Man
[MUSIC PLAYS OVER LOUD SPEAKER] Kisuke: Good morning! Today's episode is brought to you by: Sado Sandwiches. They are depressingly awful.
Kisuke: Ice Bucket! We have a special guest! Toshiro: Wonderful... Kisuke: His name is Tsukiro. He kind of reminds me of you. Toshiro: He's a highly intelligent, respectful and dignified individual? Kisuke: Uh...Well...No...Your names just sound the same... Toshiro: ... Kisuke: Anyways...We have to be delicate with this one. I here he's not all together there. Toshiro: So, he's more like you than me? Kisuke: No...I'm all together! Toshiro: Really? Kisuke: Yes! Really! Toshiro: Ask Kita! Kisuke: KITA! Kita: WHAT?! Kisuke: ...What are you yelling for? Kita: You yelled first. Toshiro: Kita, Kisuke says "he's all together there." Kita: Ha! And, where exactly would that be? Insanityville? Kisuke: Ha ha ha...Clever... Yoruichi: She's right though, love. You're far from together. You've got your issues. But, I love you in spite of. *Kisses Kisuke's forehead* Kisuke: I don't think I like any of you, right now... Toshiro: Your special guest is here. *Points to door* Tsukiro: *Is wheeled in on a dolly, wearing a straight jacket and mask* Toshiro: Um... Kisuke: .... Kita: Kisuke? Kisuke: ...Nice outift, Tsukiro! Tsukiro: Thanks! Came with the dolly! Toshiro: Is this really happening? Kisuke: Yes! Cool, no? Kita & Toshiro: NO! Kisuke: You two need to cut that shit out! Quit yelling at me! Yoruichi: *Pokes Tsukiro in the mask* Why the mask, Little Man? Tsukiro: I bit the last person who called me Little Man... Yoruichi: ... Kisuke: Alright! Alright! Tsukiro you're here for good reason. So, lets do this! Tsukiro: Lets! Kita: ...What's about to happen? Kisuke & Tsukiro: *Sings* If you like pina colads! And, getting caught in the rain...[TO BE CONTINUED] |
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Post by Kita Miyamoto on Nov 17, 2014 23:43:31 GMT -6
Episode #69 - Clash of the Titans [MUSIC PLAYS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKER] Kisuke: Good morning! Today's episode is brought to you by: Schiffer Cifer Shaving Gel. We'll have you looking like a depressed twelve year old in no time! Aizen: Kisuke Urahara! Kisuke: Oh fuck... Aizen: Explain! *Throws Kisuke's hat him* I found THAT in Kita's bed! Kisuke: Well, what were doing in there?! Aizen: ...Well...That isn't important. Explain why she was in your bed! I mean...Why YOU were in her bed! Kisuke: You had it right. Aizen: Kisuke! Kisuke: What can I say? I'm a man of many beds. Aizen: You will stay away from her! Kisuke: Oh what are you going to do? Swat at me with your moth wings? Aizen: I AM A BUTTERFLY! Kisuke: YOU ARE A MOTH! Aizen: BUTTERFLY! Kisuke: MOTH! Aizen: I don't know why I am even arguing with you about this. I AM SOUSUKE AIZEN! I COULD HAVE YOU TORN APART WITH LITTLE EFFORT! Kisuke: You can stop yelling now... Aizen: Sorry...I will have my Espada rip you to pieces. Kisuke: First of all... ALL of your Espada work for me, in some fashion. Aizen: ...What?... Kisuke: Secondly...YOU work for me...So, I can fire you if you keep this up... Aizen: ...But... Kisuke: Thirdly! I OWN YOU! Aizen: *shakes head* Kisuke: Oh yeah! Remember your naked saga where you fell in love with Szayel? Yup! *Whispers* I ownnnnnnnn youuuuuuuuu. Aizen: ...*Hangs head* You swore you wouldn't tell anyone... Kisuke: Well, I did- *Is punched in the face by Aizen* Aizen: ...*Rubs hand* Kisuke: You ass! *Slaps Aizen* Aizen: You...You...YOU...*Cries* KITTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAA!*Runs out of the room* Kisuke: ...*Rubs face* Kita: When are you just going to tell him that you have extra hats? Kisuke: *Shrugs* [TO BE CONTINUED] |
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Post by Seto Tetsuya on Nov 19, 2014 11:19:26 GMT -6
Episode #70 - They Have Cookies
[MUSIC PLAYS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKER] Kisuke: Good morning and welcome to the 70th episode of SSLN News!!! We're getting old! But, anyway...Today's news is brought to you by: Shunsui Sake. He's the last person who needs to have his own brand of sake. Toshiro: Kisuke... Kisuke: Yeah? Toshiro: You and Kita are just friends, right? Kisuke: Yep! Toshiro: And, you and Yoruichi? Kisuke: What about her? Toshiro: Are you two friends? Like you and Kita? Kisuke: Well...Uh...It's a little different than Kita and I... Toshiro: So, she's your girlfriend? Kisuke: Um...Well...She's my cat... Nnoitra: She's his pussy! Ha! Kisuke: Nice... Toshiro: What about you and Nel? Kisuke: What about you me and Nel? Nnoitra: Yeah...*Creeps up behind Kisuke* What about you and Nel? Kisuke: *Shakes head* Nothing! Nnoitra: *Grumbles* Kisuke: What's with the fifty questions?! Toshiro: Just...getting things in order for our special guest. Kisuke: And, who would that be? Yoruichi: *Pops up behind Kisuke* Hello! Kisuke: Damn it all to Aizen! *Quickly turns around* Why do people keep popping up behind me?! Yoruichi: Well, you could always get behind me... Toshiro: That's disgusting. Yoruichi: *Pats Toshiro on the head* One day, you'll find the right one for you, Toshiro. Kisuke: He has to get taller first. Yoruichi: And, I told you that you had to stop looking like a hippie. But, here we are! You're still a hippie and you work in a candy shop. Kisuke: You see how well telling me to do things works out for you! Toshiro: A hippie with a candy store...Where children work... Kisuke: What are you getting at? Toshiro: Are you a PERV?! *Points at Kisuke* Kisuke: *Smacks Toshiro on the back of the head* Constantly. Aizen: Kisuke! I have an idea! Kisuke: Oh? You think?! Aizen: ...Yes...Now, listen. I was thinking, you should come to Las Noches. Be my right hand. Kisuke: Uh... Aizzen: Picture it, Kisuke! My mind plus your mind! The world couldn't handle us! We would be gods, Kisuke! GODS! Kisuke: Are you high? Aizen: No more than usual. Think about it! *Scurries towards the door* THINK ABOUT IT! Kisuke: ...That was weird... Toshiro: You aren't seriously going to think about it, are you? Kisuke: Well... Yoruichi: Kisuke! Kisuke: But! It's the dark side! *Whispers* They have cookies... [TO BE CONTINUED] |
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Post by Sousuke Aizen on Nov 19, 2014 13:29:53 GMT -6
*whispers* and Catnip @_@ ------ *disappears*
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Post by Seto Tetsuya on Nov 19, 2014 13:47:45 GMT -6
*whispers* and Catnip @_@ ------ *disappears* LOL Nice. |
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Post by Captain Tsukiro Ashimitsu on Nov 19, 2014 13:51:37 GMT -6
*whispers* and Catnip @_@ ------ *disappears* .... Da fuq?!
Kita, has Aizen been smoking something? Or maybe Grimmjow bit him and now he's a were kitty instead of a butterfly?
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