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Post by Seto Tetsuya on Nov 19, 2014 13:57:06 GMT -6
Were kitty? No. I understand what Aizen's saying... Yoruichi disappears so often because Aizen lures her to Las Noches with catnip. It seems Kisuke isn't the only one who likes cats...
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Post by Captain Tsukiro Ashimitsu on Nov 19, 2014 14:00:43 GMT -6
Lmao. Grimmjow probably gets compensated with catnip. probably why he stays. lmao
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Post by Seto Tetsuya on Nov 19, 2014 14:05:04 GMT -6
Probably. You know, Grimmjow was lady once...The blue eye shadow...He probably hopes there a chance from he and Aizen. That's why he stays.
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Post by Seto Tetsuya on Nov 22, 2014 20:01:13 GMT -6
Episode #71 - And Then There Were Four
[MUSIC PLAYS OVER LOUD SPEAKER] Kenji: Kisu! Ai: Shh, Kenji! Kenji: No worries, Little One. He's not here. Arty: We're not little, Kenji! We're almost 13! Kenji: Right! I was 13 once. Soji: You talk like your old, sir. Arty: He is 20. Kenji: 21, dear. Legally able to drink...legally... [TO BE CONTINUED]
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Post by Kita Miyamoto on Nov 23, 2014 21:48:24 GMT -6
Episode #72 - It's Not Szayel [MUSIC PLAYS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKER] Kisuke: Good morning! Today's of SSLN News is brought to you by: Urahara's Contraptions. It's like Acme, only worse.... Aizen: *Runs in* Kisuke! Kisuke: Oh fuck! What now?! Aizen: I found someone new! And, it's really a girl! Kisuke: Really? Does she have a name? Aizen: Yes! And, a face too! Kisuke: Prove it! Nnoitra: The little fuck better not be Szayel again. Aizen: It's not! I swear! See! *Holds up picture* Kisuke: Holy shit! She's hot! Nnoitra: Shit! And, she likes you? Grimmjow: The fuck?! *Eye twitches* Ulquiorra! Get your ass over here! Ulquiorra: What? Grimmjow: *Points to picture* The fuck?! Ulquiorra: *Deadpans* Kisuke: What? Aizen: *Smiles* She's pretty! Grimmjow: ...The fuck?! Are you blind?! Kisuke: What am I missing? Aizen: WHAT AM I MISSING?! Ulquiorra: *Deadpans* Grimmjow: This is hilarious. *Grins* The fuck?! Aizen: What?! *Stomps* What am I missing? It's not Szayel! Ulquiorra: No...It is not. Aizen: So, what's the problem, you numbnut?! Grimmjow: Are you sure you want to know? *Grins* Aizen: YES! Kisuke: What the fuck am I missing? Ulquiorra: *Leans in and whispers* It's not Szayel. Kisuke: Well, I could see that for myself, you jackass! Ulquiorra: Then, what did you ask for? Kisuke: Grimmjow! Aizen: No! Answer me! What is going on? What's the problem? Grimmjow: *Whispers* That...That is... Aizen: Who?! Grimmjow: ...*Grins and whispers*...Gin... [TO BE CONTINUED]
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Post by Seto Tetsuya on Nov 27, 2014 11:09:49 GMT -6
Episode #73 - Happy Grimm'sGiving [MUSIC PLAYS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKER] Kisuke: Good morning! Today's episode is brought to you by: Pantera Puppy Snacks. No wait, he's a kitty. Kisuke: Alrighty folks! It's Thanksgiving! Whose house am I coming to? Szayel: You can come to my place, Kisuke. *Smiles* Kisuke: *Gags* Toshiro: I'm having dinner with the Captain Commander. Kisuke: Oh a liquid dinner! Are you old enough? Toshiro: Yes. I am old enough, Kisuke. Kita: You're welcome to come to my house, Kisuke. Kisuke: Oh? A nice romantic dinner between the two of us. Candle light...Roses... Kita: And, Aizen. Kisuke: ...Hm? Kita: Oh and Grimm. He's coming too. Kisuke: I...uh... Kita: You...uh...Have a thought bouncing around in there? *Taps Kisuke on the forehead* Kisuke: Is he going to keep his clothes on? Aizen: *Walks in naked* No, sir! Kisuke: *Gags* Grimmjow: Put some fucking clothes on, you sackless fuck! Aizen: Sackless? Grimmjow: Yeah! Sackless. You ain't go any balls! SACK...LESSSSSS! Aizen: *Sways hips* Does this look sackless to you?! Grimmjow: I'm not going to fucking look! Kita: You should probably move that pen-...Oh... Aizen: *Hides behind chair* Gin: *Walks in naked* Happy Thanksgiving! Kisuke: Why the hell is everyone naked? Gin: Behold! The glory that is Shinsou and not! *Winks* Kita: Helllllo, Shinsou! Aizen: Kita! Kita: What? It's there! Kisuke: I'm not going over your house, if they're going to be naked! Grimmjow: And, sackless! Gin: The only one sackless here, my dear Pantera, would be you. You were neutered, yes? Nnoitra: Ha! Grimmjow: Shut the fuck up, you slanted eyed piece of shit. Gin: Fuck. That is something you would like to do, isn't it? *Grins* Grimmjow: Keep it up, you fuck! I will rip you apart! Gin: How? Weren't you de-clawed? Kisuke: Now now, Gin. Be nice. It is Thanksgiving. Grimmjow: All of you, shut the fuck up! Szayel: *Gropes Kisuke* My invitation is still open... Kisuke: *Gags* [TO BE CONTINUED] *** Happy Thanksgiving!
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Post by Seto Tetsuya on Nov 28, 2014 21:26:33 GMT -6
Episode #74 - Storm Warning Part One [MUSIC PLAYS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKER] Aizen: Good morning! And, welcome to the first of many takeovers. I like to call these takeovers, Storm Warnings. Today's episode is brought to you by: I'M SOUSUKE AIZEN! That's why! Kisuke: What are you doing, Aizen? Aizen: A Storm Warning. Kisuke: What the hell is a Storm Warning? Is it supposed to rain or something? *Looks up* Aizen: We're...We're inside, Kisuke... Kisuke: Well, what the hell is a Storm Warning?! Aizen: This! *Points to whole flock of Espada and hollows* Game on, bitches! [TO BE CONTINUED]
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Post by Captain Ryo Hirabayashi on Dec 1, 2014 13:20:59 GMT -6
Episode #75 - Brew [MUSIC PLAYS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKER] Kisuke: Good morning! And, welcome to another episode of SSLN News. Today's episode is brought to you by: Pantera's Panty Raid. He likes 'em frilly! Kisuke: You know what? I hate all of you! ALL OF YOU! Toshiro: Your words cut deep, Kisuke. They cut me real deep. Kisuke: Shut the hell up, you pint sized iceberg. If you care to know why I hate all of you...it's his fault! *Points to Aizen* He did it all. Aizen: *Raises his cup of tea* You're welcome. Kisuke: No one is thanking you! Aizen: You're still welcome, my matted hair friend. Kisuke: I am not your friend! And, I don't want your thank you! Aizen: Now now, Kisuke. You shouldn't get all worked up like this. Think of me...as your muse. A catalyst, if you will. If I weren't here, I doubt that you have such an entertaining news segment. Kisuke: That's for sure. Aizen: And, see. You agree. Now, let's say...I didn't stop by anymore. That I chose to take my tea, and sip on it somewhere else. Say, Yoruichi's house. Kisuke: ... Aizen: Then, let's say...I decided to sip something else other than tea. And, she enjoys it. Then, nine months later a lovely little Aizen brew springs forth. Kisuke: ...I was about to tell all of you why I hate you guys so much. Now, you're talkingg about impregnating my cat.... Aizen: Think of it, Kisuke. A brew with the jovial demeanor of Yoruichi with the brazen intellect of myself. Glorious. Toshiro: Is he still talking about tea? Kisuke: *Shakes head* Aizen: Simply magnificent. *Raises tea cup* Kisuke: ... Vale: *Stands behind Kisuke* Do you need a hug? [TO BE CONTINUED]
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Post by Captain Tsukiro Ashimitsu on Dec 1, 2014 14:12:40 GMT -6
Tsukiro: ..... I am halfway between scared for life and laughing my ass off....
Rper: Ah decisions decisions.
Tsukiro: Or maybe I'll just scrub my brain and gouge my eyes out while doing that strange laugh-sobbing thing.
Rper: But how can you sob if you gouge your eyes out?
Tsukiro: .... maybe that will come later then...
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Post by Captain Ryo Hirabayashi on Dec 1, 2014 14:16:08 GMT -6
Glad you like it.
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Post by Seto Tetsuya on Dec 1, 2014 21:02:44 GMT -6
I have suddenly lost all desire to drink tea...Ever. Thank you, Aizen.
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Post by Captain Tsukiro Ashimitsu on Dec 1, 2014 21:21:45 GMT -6
tsukiro: Same here. @@ coffee sounds really good right now.
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Post by Captain Ryo Hirabayashi on Dec 2, 2014 14:21:31 GMT -6
Episode #76 - Anita [MUSIC PLAYS OVER LOUD SPEAKER] Kisuke: Good morning! Today's episode of SSLN News is brought to you by: Aizen-Guard Adult Diapers. He pees when he laughs. Aizen: *Punches Kisuke in the face* I DO NOT PEE WHEN I LAUGH! KIsuke: *Is punched* Bitch! Kita: Damn it, Aizen. Was that necessary? Aizen: He said that I pee when I laugh! Kisuke: And, that gives you grounds to punch me in my face?! Aizen: Brew! Kisuke: *Headbutts Aizen* Aizen: *Is headbutted* Bitch! Kita: Both of you, knock it the hell off! Aizen: *Plucks Kita in the forehead* Kisuke: *Backs away* Kita: Sousuke Anita Aizen...*Tackles Aizen and drags him to a closet and locks the door* Kisuke: Anita? Kita: Anita... Kisuke: Anita. [TO BE CONTINUED]
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Post by Captain Ryo Hirabayashi on Dec 3, 2014 13:26:26 GMT -6
Episode #77 - Please [MUSIC PLAYS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKER] Kisuke: Good morning! Today's episode is brought to you by: Byliestr Blister Cream. That sounds fucking gross. Toshiro: Who is Byliestr? Kisuke: Oh. Blister is a friend of Kita. Toshiro: Byliestr. Kisuke: That's what I said. Blister. Byliestr: *Punches Kisuke is the face* It's Byliestr Vacanze. Kisuke: What the fuck kind of name is that?! Byliestr: I don't know. But, your mom sure likes it. Nnoitra: HA! Kisuke: Shut the hell up, damn cockroach! And you! Don't you talk about my mother! Byliestr: Oh is someone sensitive? Kisuke: No I am not! Just don't talk about my mother, Blister Pack. Byliestr: Ok. Fine, I won't talk about your mother. Let's talk about something interesting. Like your cat. Toshiro: Why his cat? Kisuke: Zip it! Byliestr: Come now, Kisuke. Can't handle people knowing about you and your cat? *Grins* Aizen: oh we know about his cat. Kisuke: Shut the hell up, Anita! Aizen: I hate you. Kita: Shut up, both of you! Aizen: You shut up...Please. Kisuke: That...That...Don't do that. Be a man! Byliestr: He's not too good at this, is he? Kisuke: No he is not. Kita: ...If you idiots want to play with me, we can. Byliestr: And, who is afraid of you? Aizen and Kisuke: *Raises hand* [TO BE CONTINUED]
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Post by Sousuke Aizen on Dec 3, 2014 14:09:57 GMT -6
*says nothing just shakes head*
((LMAO!! How in the hell did you come up with Anita for a middle name?))
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